Bailey'S Puss In Boots

Posted by: Logan

Apr 11, 2005

Bailey'S Puss In Boots So these are Bailey's lucky boots....as in everytime she wears them she gets lucky...now I know that ever girl has some clothes or clothing that she feels hot in and knows that she will get extra attention if she wears it....well these boots are Bailey's.... Anyway she told me this story about the other night where she went out with a bunch of people to a bar in the city and got wasted (wearing the boots of course) and when she walked out of the bar she saw a bunch of steam rising from a sewer vent....She decided she would dance in the steam and do a Marilyn Monroe impression with her skirt....hey she was and it sounded like a good idea at the time.....anyway it didn't work....but she ended up sitting on the pavement in front of the bar saying, "Its so warm!" So there she was rolling around in the poo steam....nasty...and this cute guy she had met in the bar came and picked her up and helped her friends take her home....and...yes....she apparently fucked his brains out. You have to admit that a girl who rolled around in poo steam....and still got laid...is a player. That is a true story.