Yb Michelle Performing Arts

Posted by: Crazy Cheeto

Nov 15, 2002

Welcome to the 2002 issue of the VW Yearbook, where you can see many of your favorites from the VW campus, including teachers, administrators, and staff members. Browse through it with us, and see what we've been up to lately! By working hard, Michelle has maintained perfect grades in the ‘performing’ arts, like Dee’s Sex Ed, Francesca’s P. E. and has earned physical acting credits under CutiePi’s expert tutelage. She also received an overall Excellent rating in performing services to the student bodies, receiving oral accolades from President KCat, Valedictorian ~Lara~ and Musician Sam. Even though she received several tongue-lashings from Librarian Merci, Michelle always seems be in need of discipline, and Principal HH is often to keep her for detention, exercising a firm hand. HH then lovingly shows each detainee the pleasure that good behavior brings. Rose and Celeste are often involved in these sessions. This training is often supervised by the hard disciplinarian, Vice-Principal Kate, at least when he isn’t rehearsing Cheerleaders Nina and Nikki~. Once Michelle was even to pose nude for Artist Lacy while Ms. BZ lovingly supervised every stroke. Soccer Coach Chero tried to recruit Michelle with her smooth-tongued dialogue, but Chero’s persuasiveness left her too tired to play, so she watched as Heide gave Meg the finer points of using a baton. Voted Queen of Detention, Michelle will likely prove that, while good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere. Enjoy your new yearbook, and please don't forget to sign our memory pages!