Lyssa vs. Bill

Posted by: Lyssa

Sep 1, 1999

I know I know...I have not been here in a long time and thanks to WildBill and our bet...*which I friggin lost* I am now here again. Be patient as I have alot of contris I have to send in to 'pay up'. After I 'pay up' I will slip back into the shadows again. This was another fun contri but added some 'play' item of different for Bill...per his request. No fire hydrants in my town Bill..have to deal with a shift on a lawnmower! *giggle* I was out and about thinking of what I could do and AH HA!!! There sat the mowers on the side of the house!!! That lil didnt want to start for me so I was gonna show it who was the boss...GONNA FUCK IT REAL GOOD I thought to myself... So I tortured it and thought again..."hope Bill appreciates this! Got a spider crawling up my leg thinkin MY spider is wantin some...or it wants to eat MY bug..got skeeters biting my nips and my ass too!!!! I HOPE ol Bill aint gonna sit there and laugh his head off because I just made a class friggin A jerk outta myself! Oh ...my ankles itch... OH ...did I walk through that poison Ivy????? *itchin* NEVER gonna make a bet with Wild Bill again!" Now for the ones of you that dont mind a little meat on the bones and tattoos... take a peek... If ya dont like older women with fat at all..DONT LOOK!!!! This contri is a first time ever of me showin my tummy...STANDING UP.(uggggggg) ps...I DID soften the scar tho so please dont be pissed. (yes...a scar)